Prostate massagers
54 prostate massagers from 2 brands, £14.00 to £150.00. Shaped to reach a spot about 5cm in, with a curve that does the aiming. The curve and the width matter more than the length.
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SIMUL8 Prostate Edition Nexus · 100 mm insertable, 34 mm wide£60.00No rating publishedSee product page
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Bendz Probe Edition Nexus · 190 mm insertable, 36 mm wide£70.00No rating published6 modesSubmersible
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Thrust Probe Edition Nexus · 100 mm insertable, 38 mm wide£75.00No rating published3 modesSubmersible
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Revo Stealth Remote Control Nexus · 95 mm insertable, 34 mm wide£150.00No rating publishedWaterproof
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What the numbers say
Fifty-four prostate massagers from two brands, and they measure different things. Nexus prints an insertable length and a widest point on almost every page, and width is what separates them, 28mm at Revo Slim up to 55mm at Ride Extreme, while length barely moves: 34 of the 35 Nexus entries publish it and 28 of those sit between 95 and 110mm. The nineteen Rocks-Off entries print a bounding box and a weight, 48g to 222g, and never an insertable length, so they can be sized against each other and not against the Nexus rows. The reviews are the part to ignore. Eight of the 54 carry a rating and those eight share ten reviews between them. Four read 1.0 or 2.0 on a single review, which is one unhappy person rather than a rate. One figure on a brand page is wrong and I left it in rather than quietly fix it: Gyro reports a widest point of 12.7cm, which would be a massager five inches across, while every other product in the category sits between 28 and 55mm.