54 prostate massagers, 10 reviews between them. The biggest category here has the least evidence.
Prostate massagers outnumber plugs two to one in this library and carry 10 reviews in total. The plugs carry 385.
| Anal plugs | Prostate massagers | |
|---|---|---|
| Products | 27 | 54 |
| Brands | 3 | 2 |
| Price range | £18.99–£75 | £14–£150 |
| Median price | £60 | £40 |
| Median weight | 93 g | 105 g |
| Weight range | 54–135 g | 48–222 g |
| Publish a rating | 5 of 27 | 8 of 54 |
| Reviews in total | 385 | 10 |
| Median two-star share | 1% | — |
If you want evidence before you spend, buy from the plug side: 385 reviews across 27 products and a median two-star share of 1%. If you want a shape that aims, the prostate side is where the design work is, but you are choosing on dimensions rather than on what buyers said, because almost nobody has said anything.
Two shapes doing different things
A plug is a shape that stays where you put it. A prostate massager is shaped to reach a spot about 5cm in and apply pressure there, which is why the curve matters more than the length. The library has 27 of the first and 54 of the second, so the specialised shape outnumbers the general one two to one, which is not what you would guess from how the two are sold.
What the evidence actually covers
The 27 plugs carry 385 reviews and five of them publish a rating. The 54 prostate massagers carry 10 reviews in total, eight of them publish a rating, and not one publishes a star distribution, which means the two-star share column is empty for the entire category. That is not a gap in the data collection. It is what the brand pages say: a handful of one-and-two-review samples and nothing else.
Price runs the other way
The median prostate massager is £40 and the median plug is £60. So the larger, more specialised category is also the cheaper one, and it runs £14 to £150 against £18.99 to £75. A wider price range on a bigger catalogue with almost no reviews means the differences between the products are being sold on design rather than demonstrated by buyers.
How to choose without reviews
Width first, then length. The prostate category prints a widest point on all of its products and an insertable length on nearly all of them, which is more than most categories here manage, and width is what decides whether the thing is comfortable rather than merely effective. Start at the narrow end and move up. On the plug side you have the reviews but fewer dimensions, so the same advice applies with less to go on.
Every figure is computed from the product library, which is read from each manufacturer's own product page. The median is the middle value, not the average, because one £150 outlier should not move what a typical one costs.